I like getting my haircut

cervical_lancer 7/12/2018 9:00:26 AM
and then having people alert me about it
carveyournamein 7/12/2018 9:02:35 AM
Sorry.
cervical_lancer 7/12/2018 9:10:10 AM
Ever have an attractive girl cut your hair and stick your elbow out a little to graze her crotch?
carveyournamein 7/12/2018 9:18:35 AM
No.
TINfinS 7/12/2018 9:37:31 AM
no but i do that to your dad all the time
cervical_lancer 7/12/2018 9:47:58 AM
My dad doesn't know how to cut hair
earplugs 7/12/2018 10:11:17 AM
I say "actually I got them all cut not just one" and then throw myself into a volcano.
spaceghhost 7/12/2018 10:22:14 AM
"oh you got your hair cut." is my favorite thing to say to people who got a pair of new glasses. it really takes the pressure off of the glasses.
earplugs 7/12/2018 10:29:05 AM
I hate getting my haircut and I also hate when my hair is too long.
XSHAT_CREWX 7/12/2018 7:38:19 PM
I tried to give myself a fade today after buying a new set of awesome clippers, y i ended up with a failde